Patent Pending #1

The recent spate of barbecues and the mixed warm / wet weather has caused a bit of a mosquito plague here in Kew. I suspect I've been hit all the worse due to the lack of fly screens on the small windows here (bathroom and toilet) and my penchant for leaving the doors open to let a little air in.

I don't have any trouble with bites. For some reason the little devils don't like my blood much (insert alcohol content joke here, if you like). The one problem I do have is them landing on the screen while I'm watching TV - which brings me to my latest invention...

Screen Cleaner with built in Bug Spray. I call it BugFreeTV.